How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
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I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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