Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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