Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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