This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
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Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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