my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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