I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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