so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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