Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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