He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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