there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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