Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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