Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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