I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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