I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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