How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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