i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
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He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
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I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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