sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Bang-toberfest begins!!
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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