Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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