dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
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