Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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