I'm gonna have a badass scar
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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