okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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