I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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