He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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