I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
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It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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