spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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