Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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