All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
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i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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