soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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