I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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