He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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