i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
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I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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