i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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