I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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