I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
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I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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