I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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