we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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