Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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