Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
smell my finger.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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