I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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