Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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