Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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