True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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