We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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