I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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