I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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