Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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