Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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