there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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