youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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