billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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