She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I had to cum in my sink.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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